... with three dogs and a cat living in it.
In 10 easy steps.
Don't bother trying.
The big one will just leave smears of drool over your freshly washed floor.
And then the puppy will coming in from outside and track garden dirt through the puddles of drool.
The little one will crawl under your sheets with her dirty paws. Just get used to your bed feeling like sandpaper.
Say good bye to having anything nice. Puppies have teeth and they like to decorate with the batting that's inside your pillows.
Are you still trying? Just give up already.
You might as well just throw out your broom. It's useless against those clumps of black hair and the flighty grey ones.
Seriously. Just chill out already, put the vacuum away and cuddle!
(Dear puppies. I love you. Really, I do. But is 5 minutes of a shiny, freshly washed floor too much to ask?)